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# "The tomb prepares the dead king for the next world, which the carts believe to be another parking lot. They cannot imagine anything better. They are, after all, shopping carts."
- URL: https://www.smallfailuresofreality.com/the-tomb-prepares-the-dead-king-for-the-next-world-which-the-carts-believe-to-be-another-parking-lot-they-cannot-imagine-anything-better-they-are-after-all-shopping-carts/
- Published: 2026-08-22T14:51:48.000Z
- Updated: 2026-08-22T14:51:47.000Z
- Author: Evan Mercer
- Tags: mockumentary, Sloane Occurrences

![A giant pyramid built from dozens of metal shopping carts rises from an ordinary supermarket parking lot.](https://storage.ghost.io/c/e8/88/e88830a3-d951-4682-b91c-ff9b3de17f28/content/images/2026/08/sat_cart_pyramid-1.jpg)