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# The horse’s other half bolted after finding out what kind of petting zoo they’d been hired for.
- URL: https://www.smallfailuresofreality.com/the-horses-other-half-bolted-after-finding-out-what-kind-of-petting-zoo-theyd-been-hired-for/
- Published: 2026-08-13T22:32:17.000Z
- Updated: 2026-08-13T22:32:16.000Z
- Author: Evan Mercer
- Tags: jokes

![A lone front half of a brown pantomime horse walks along a suburban sidewalk, its empty rear costume dragging behind.](https://storage.ghost.io/c/e8/88/e88830a3-d951-4682-b91c-ff9b3de17f28/content/images/2026/08/thu_half_horse-1.jpg)