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People really need to make sure to wipe their shoes. People really need to make sure to wipe their shoes.
office

People really need to make sure to wipe their shoes.

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Nobody complained until it started leaving a trail of secretions near Reception.
Nobody complained until it started leaving a trail of secretions near Reception.
office

Nobody complained until it started leaving a trail of secretions near Reception.

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I said “Office Olympics?” They looked at me like I was an idiot and said, “No. Supplies.” Okay then.
I said “Office Olympics?” They looked at me like I was an idiot and said, “No. Supplies.” Okay then.
office

I said “Office Olympics?” They looked at me like I was an idiot and said, “No. Supplies.” Okay then.

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"Just in case," he said.
"Just in case," he said.
maintenance man

"Just in case," he said.

I joked "In case of what? An alien invasion?" "
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Management wanted a waterfall feature. This is what Finance approved.
Management wanted a waterfall feature. This is what Finance approved.
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Management wanted a waterfall feature. This is what Finance approved.

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The committee agreed the haunted copier was technically improving morale, since people had finally started believing in something.
The committee agreed the haunted copier was technically improving morale, since people had finally started believing in something.
office

The committee agreed the haunted copier was technically improving morale, since people had finally started believing in something.

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There were signs a ritual had taken place, or possibly even budget planning.
There were signs a ritual had taken place, or possibly even budget planning.
office

There were signs a ritual had taken place, or possibly even budget planning.

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"The office plant leaned toward the new intern with the quiet hunger of middle management."
"The office plant leaned toward the new intern with the quiet hunger of middle management."
mockumentary

"The office plant leaned toward the new intern with the quiet hunger of middle management."

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Parts for a door that has not committed to being here.
Parts for a door that has not committed to being here.
maintenance man

Parts for a door that has not committed to being here.

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Nobody likes the new copier, least of all the entity that haunts it. Nobody likes the new copier, least of all the entity that haunts it.
office

Nobody likes the new copier, least of all the entity that haunts it.

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"Here, among the ficus, pothos, snake plant, and assorted others, the visitor remains almost perfectly still, and by midday the office flora have accepted her as one of their own."
"Here, among the ficus, pothos, snake plant, and assorted others, the visitor remains almost perfectly still, and by midday the office flora have accepted her as one of their own."
mockumentary

"Here, among the ficus, pothos, snake plant, and assorted others, the visitor remains almost perfectly still, and by midday the office flora have accepted her as one of their own."

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Nobody knew who booked the conference room for “revenge,” but Procurement had been quiet all day.
Nobody knew who booked the conference room for “revenge,” but Procurement had been quiet all day.
office

Nobody knew who booked the conference room for “revenge,” but Procurement had been quiet all day.

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