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I don’t think the other side is sending their best portals.
Management asked for a panic room. Finance approved mild concern.
There appears to have been a botanical incident.
Everyone asks who watches the watchers. Nobody asks if they’re doing okay.
The machine had taken liberties with the sacred text.
I don’t think he was reading the schedule. I think the schedule was reading him.
There was no policy for fruit with unclear intentions.
The first rule of puddle club is no one admits they’re in puddle club.
No one wanted to sit down after the machine said, “Do not mistake the body for the patient.”
He came prepared for several possible conversations.
