"Hello, Evan."
This happened this morning. I'm still processing.
He had a
He was a visitor to our country, and unfamiliar with our ways.
I am under cat arrest until further notice.
We’ve all had days like this. Hers just came all at once.
I asked, "Is the void fresh-squeezed too?"
She took my dollar and said, "No. It is older than
You never think you’re going to see one in the flesh. It seemed dangerous, but apparently it survives entirely on pizza and beer.
He called his supervisor "Mommy" at the department meeting.
Nobody likes to talk about how packing peanuts are grown.
Yet another meeting has escaped containment.
Fork amnesty day.
People really need to make sure to wipe their shoes.
