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# It had been warned to stop picking fights with bigger buildings.
- URL: https://www.smallfailuresofreality.com/it-had-been-warned-to-stop-picking-fights-with-bigger-buildings/
- Published: 2026-08-08T18:12:47.000Z
- Updated: 2026-08-08T18:12:46.000Z
- Author: Evan Mercer
- Tags: Sloane Occurrences, jokes, city

![Workers apply a giant adhesive bandage diagonally around the corner of a downtown office building.](https://storage.ghost.io/c/e8/88/e88830a3-d951-4682-b91c-ff9b3de17f28/content/images/2026/07/sat_building_bandage-1.jpg)