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# Inside, I asked how long the wait was. She asked how I felt about heights.
- URL: https://www.smallfailuresofreality.com/inside-i-asked-how-long-the-wait-was-she-asked-how-i-felt-about-heights/
- Published: 2026-08-05T16:20:47.000Z
- Updated: 2026-08-05T16:20:47.000Z
- Author: Evan Mercer
- Tags: jokes

![Four restaurant booths are stacked up an exterior wall while a server uses a ladder and a safety cushion waits below.](https://storage.ghost.io/c/e8/88/e88830a3-d951-4682-b91c-ff9b3de17f28/content/images/2026/07/wed_vertical_patio-1.jpg)