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# I made the mistake of making eye contact. I now serve and obey only Glorious Master.
- URL: https://www.smallfailuresofreality.com/i-made-the-mistake-of-making-eye-contact-i-now-serve-and-obey-only-glorious-master/
- Published: 2026-08-14T12:35:05.000Z
- Updated: 2026-08-14T12:35:04.000Z
- Author: Evan Mercer
- Tags: jokes, train

![A sleeping train passenger wears an eye mask printed with wide-open eyes, staring alertly from a window seat.](https://storage.ghost.io/c/e8/88/e88830a3-d951-4682-b91c-ff9b3de17f28/content/images/2026/08/fri_mask_eyes-1.jpg)