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# He looked like he’d waited forty years for this. Tough luck, kids.
- URL: https://www.smallfailuresofreality.com/he-looked-like-hed-waited-forty-years-for-this-tough-luck-kids/
- Published: 2026-08-15T15:10:02.000Z
- Updated: 2026-08-15T15:10:01.000Z
- Author: Evan Mercer
- Tags: jokes

![A suited man grins on a coin-operated horse outside a grocery store while a line of impatient children waits behind him.](https://storage.ghost.io/c/e8/88/e88830a3-d951-4682-b91c-ff9b3de17f28/content/images/2026/08/sat_horsie_ride-1.jpg)