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# For sale.
- URL: https://www.smallfailuresofreality.com/for-sale/
- Published: 2026-08-21T22:36:32.000Z
- Updated: 2026-08-21T22:36:32.000Z
- Author: Evan Mercer
- Tags: Sloane Occurrences, jokes, texture

![Two retail mannequins run a suburban garage sale where every item for sale is a different FOR SALE sign.](https://storage.ghost.io/c/e8/88/e88830a3-d951-4682-b91c-ff9b3de17f28/content/images/2026/08/fri_for_sale-1.jpg)