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# First day of Santa school.
- URL: https://www.smallfailuresofreality.com/first-day-of-santa-school/
- Published: 2026-08-20T21:29:29.000Z
- Updated: 2026-08-20T21:29:28.000Z
- Author: Evan Mercer
- Tags: jokes, park

![A man rides in a red wagon pulled by harnessed chihuahuas on a park path; a passerby wears a purple-and-gold armband.](https://storage.ghost.io/c/e8/88/e88830a3-d951-4682-b91c-ff9b3de17f28/content/images/2026/08/thu_chihuahua_wagon-1.jpg)