Evan Mercer
"Every Thursday, the office chairs chose one employee to learn the old songs."
Starting to wonder how many doors we’re missing.
I was just looking for a spare key to a locked cabinet.
All three claimed to be the original pants.
Three satisfied customers.
There’s supposed to be a door there.
That’s what he said, anyway.
According to the diagram, there’s
The dinosaur is acting suspiciously innocent.
"No one liked the new intern, especially after the water cooler began calling him Father."
Said I’ll give it my best shot.
I hope someone’s checking on him.
"The sandwich had been offered in good faith. The statue remained unmoved."
