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He walked to the center, stopped, and said, "This is where the other me is supposed to be."
The office has begun preparing for gentler emergencies.
None of them would admit to being a photo of Derek.
"Having reached the end of his larval stage and now enclosed in the safety of the cocoon, this management hopeful’s old form will begin to dissolve and rearrange. If all goes well, he will emerge soon: damp, blinking, and asking for the Q2 numbers."
She won the building raffle, but the prize was a "unit sanitation event."
The pancakes had obtained a human host and immediately used it to order pancakes.
The Mouth of the Void nearly pulled me in, but I remembered I needed paper towels.
He stood there like the bench was the one embarrassing itself.
Some days you just sit where the day puts you.
He’s the head scientist at my company.
I asked him what’s up with the belts. He would only
