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# All he wanted was a little quiet alone time.
- URL: https://www.smallfailuresofreality.com/all-he-wanted-was-a-little-quiet-alone-time/
- Published: 2026-08-04T22:32:10.000Z
- Updated: 2026-08-04T22:32:09.000Z
- Author: Evan Mercer
- Tags: jokes, texture

![Firefighters rescue a giant stuffed rabbit from a tree while its young owner directs the operation through a megaphone.](https://storage.ghost.io/c/e8/88/e88830a3-d951-4682-b91c-ff9b3de17f28/content/images/2026/07/tue_tree_rabbit-1.jpg)