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# 2026 Sloane Games
- URL: https://www.smallfailuresofreality.com/2026-sloane-games/
- Published: 2026-08-15T22:20:31.000Z
- Updated: 2026-08-15T22:20:30.000Z
- Author: Evan Mercer
- Tags: Sloane Occurrences, Nora, activities, park, galleries

![Evan and Nora take a casual selfie at the Sloane Games with a “2026 SLOANE GAMES” banner behind them.](https://storage.ghost.io/c/e8/88/e88830a3-d951-4682-b91c-ff9b3de17f28/content/images/2026/08/sat_sloane_games-1.jpg)

Another great Sloane event. Nora entered a few competitions. I stayed behind the camera, which she correctly identified as cowardice.

![Nora leads the blue team in a competitive leaf-raking match as spectators cheer across a chalk line in a sunny park.](https://storage.ghost.io/c/e8/88/e88830a3-d951-4682-b91c-ff9b3de17f28/content/images/2026/08/sat_sloane_games_raking.jpg)

Team Raking

![Two runners hand off a six-foot sub sandwich on a track while a teammate runs behind carrying condiments.](https://storage.ghost.io/c/e8/88/e88830a3-d951-4682-b91c-ff9b3de17f28/content/images/2026/08/sat_sloane_games_relay.jpg)

Giant Sandwich Relay

![People inside giant clear inflatable balls are nudged through oversized croquet wickets on a grassy field.](https://storage.ghost.io/c/e8/88/e88830a3-d951-4682-b91c-ff9b3de17f28/content/images/2026/08/sat_sloane_games_croquet.jpg)

Human Croquet

![A team carries a full-size sofa around cones while one teammate stays seated on it and points directions.](https://storage.ghost.io/c/e8/88/e88830a3-d951-4682-b91c-ff9b3de17f28/content/images/2026/08/sat_sloane_games_slalom.jpg)

Sofa Slalom

![Two competitors climb side-by-side escalators set up in a park while spectators watch from the grass.](https://storage.ghost.io/c/e8/88/e88830a3-d951-4682-b91c-ff9b3de17f28/content/images/2026/08/sat_sloane_games_escalator.jpg)

Competitive Escalator Climbing

![A pole vaulter sails over a tiny puddle while two officials on the ground keep refilling it with hose and watering can.](https://storage.ghost.io/c/e8/88/e88830a3-d951-4682-b91c-ff9b3de17f28/content/images/2026/08/sat_sloane_games_vault.jpg)

Puddle Vault

![Two seated competitors roll toward each other in office chairs holding pool noodles while teammates push from behind.](https://storage.ghost.io/c/e8/88/e88830a3-d951-4682-b91c-ff9b3de17f28/content/images/2026/08/sat_sloane_games_jousting.jpg)

Office-Chair Jousting

![A competitor in a silver padded suit ricochets through a field of giant pinball bumpers as officials keep score.](https://storage.ghost.io/c/e8/88/e88830a3-d951-4682-b91c-ff9b3de17f28/content/images/2026/08/sat_sloane_games_pinball.jpg)

Human Pinball

![Competitors navigate a maze of open refrigerators on a field, checking contents before moving on.](https://storage.ghost.io/c/e8/88/e88830a3-d951-4682-b91c-ff9b3de17f28/content/images/2026/08/sat_sloane_games_maze.jpg)

Refrigerator Maze

![A competitor pushes a shopping cart through chalk curves and cones while judges watch from a folding table.](https://storage.ghost.io/c/e8/88/e88830a3-d951-4682-b91c-ff9b3de17f28/content/images/2026/08/sat_sloane_games_dressage.jpg)

Shopping-Cart Dressage

![Competitors race with giant office stamps, pressing huge colored stamp marks onto long rolls of paper.](https://storage.ghost.io/c/e8/88/e88830a3-d951-4682-b91c-ff9b3de17f28/content/images/2026/08/sat_sloane_games_stampede.jpg)

Giant Stampede

![A picnic table full of seated diners hangs in the air from crane straps while crews hold guide ropes below.](https://storage.ghost.io/c/e8/88/e88830a3-d951-4682-b91c-ff9b3de17f28/content/images/2026/08/sat_sloane_games_picnic.jpg)

The Suspended Picnic

![Teams push carts loaded with oversized groceries through a warehouse-style course with giant cereal and mayo.](https://storage.ghost.io/c/e8/88/e88830a3-d951-4682-b91c-ff9b3de17f28/content/images/2026/08/sat_sloane_games_shopping.jpg)

The Giant Shopping List